My cats are always on the propel for fresh blood.

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My baby, T-Rex, playing with his new toy. :)

bunnyfood:

Happy Easter. :)

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trollingchannel:

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FOLLOW!

bunnyfood:

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Oh Theoatmeal. You and your crazy ideas. :)

noctune:

to Katie

WERE GETTING THESE!!!

Re: Tessa.
Hell yea we are. :D

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This is exactly what I say. All the time.

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War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

Michael; my pizza is too big to fit in the oven.
Me; that’s what she said.
Michael; ha. Ha. Funny.
Me; you should probably have that checked out.

When you wanna watch a movie that you’ve heard is great, and I think it’s not going to be that inappropriate, the through out the whole movies there’s sex scenes, blow jobs, references to sex positions, rape scenes, boobs, asses, and naked bodies, and everything get super awkward because the people you’re watching the movie with is your parents. -_-