ladyhistory:

gameraboy:

Southerly shark wind, #sharknado2

STILL CRYING

ladyhistory:

gameraboy:

Southerly shark wind, #sharknado2

STILL CRYING

rickandmortyquotes:

WARNING! Season 2 joke spoilers!
But if you can’t resist… this is an animatic from season 2!
Wubba lubba dub dubs!

Anonymous Asked:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

foodffs:

buzzfeedfood:

how to make all the best things

Thanks, Bae!

(When I get the time, I’ll post each recipe separately, although some of them are already here.)

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

truezodiacfact:

The Queen aging over time via banknotes

(via officialfrenchtoast)

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."

My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)

(Source: lule-bell, via upperclassmom)

COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

(via upperclassmom)

rifa:

maxkirin:

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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HELLO

(via you-cant-stop-the-moriparty)