In my senior year of school I took a CP Bio class and I had to make a poster about a river’s ecosystem and one third was all the facts, another one third had a picture of a fish, then the last third had a hippo that my friend and I drew.
He’s our “to catch a predator” hippo.
I got a D if you’re wondering.
— June 23, 2013
Be sure to look out for the Moon these next few months as it approaches Perigee, because the full moons during these times will appear exceptionally large. The Moon will be at its Perigee, or closest approach, in July 23 and it will reach full moon only a few minutes after it passes this point in its orbit.
These ‘super moons’ not only appear larger because they are physically closer but, combined with a full moon, the mind can play tricks on you to think they are much larger. This phenomena is called the Moon Illusion. Try to catch these full moons as they rise/set because the illusion works when there is an object in the foreground, like a tree, building or mountains.
I get offended when panera asks me if I want bread, chips or an apple ummm look at me do you think I came here for chips or an apple give me a whole loaf of bread with a side of bread
My dog understands the word “No,” so how are you going to tell me teenage boys don’t know the difference between rape and consent?
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.