My friends say the darnedest things.Tumblr (3.0; @mychemicaldeathcab)http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ad9320bdfcbc3c8e14787fb8cca70294/tumblr_mnd0jeVOuf1qfpcnio1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gastrogirl.tumblr.com/post/51338893557/watermelon-lime-soda" class="tumblr_blog">gastrogirl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.completelydelicious.com/2013/05/watermelon-lime-soda.html">watermelon lime soda.</a></p></blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51346990475http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51346990475Sat, 25 May 2013 18:30:04 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b8244e031d5e6286a7884580cf31a83/tumblr_mndf4hPR811qlhhx4o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/046133719e82f3d6beb58bdbfe2759ab/tumblr_mndf4hPR811qlhhx4o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/05d81d1169ba5e77a8ab616712bc2094/tumblr_mndf4hPR811qlhhx4o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2f7af2178b278e8ab72c55ad193771d1/tumblr_mndf4hPR811qlhhx4o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/29eaa6ca0b6b378330e0be6eb57a550b/tumblr_mndf4hPR811qlhhx4o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/667dd279dbd5f34ccd75c2a316bd8e6f/tumblr_mndf4hPR811qlhhx4o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://moriarty.tumblr.com/post/51326594597/polite-john-harrison">moriarty</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>POLITE JOHN HARRISON</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51346717053http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51346717053Sat, 25 May 2013 18:25:50 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aftershe.tumblr.com/post/43988677544/egberts-lets-have-a-sleepover-and-ignore-each">aftershe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://egberts.tumblr.com/post/43970920272">egberts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog</p> </blockquote> <p>and occasionally show eachother funny text posts</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51345281976http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51345281976Sat, 25 May 2013 18:03:24 -0700thats every time im with anyone<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/070b0ac13f00314107d8833e7ac84cd7/tumblr_mnc6wqfCs41qz7tiao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://mabelmoments.tumblr.com/post/51279167430/helen-mirren-pretended-to-be-the-queen-while" class="tumblr_blog">mabelmoments</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2013/05/helen-mirren-pretended-to-be-queen-having-tea-sick-child">Helen Mirren pretended to be the Queen while having tea with a sick child</a></p> <p>I have so much Helen Mirren love.</p></blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51344806401http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51344806401Sat, 25 May 2013 17:55:54 -0700amazing<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://macarena-of-time.tumblr.com/post/50625719256/i-hope-revving-your-motorcycle-engine-in-the">macarena-of-time</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51344343203http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51344343203Sat, 25 May 2013 17:48:38 -0700my neighbors!all the timeor they'll start their car and leave it running for 30 minutesthen drive around the block<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blusherlock.tumblr.com/post/51277576541/even-when-the-consoles-turned-off-users-can">blusherlock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“<span>Even when the console’s turned off, users can simply say “Xbox On” to power up — which means the new Kinect will be listening to you in your living room at all times.”</span></p> <p><span> <img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/67a9316fdffa8b27b11611b0bf7ccfc6/tumblr_inline_mnc5qyyGWf1qz4rgp.png"/></span></p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51343095611http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51343095611Sat, 25 May 2013 17:28:45 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HfmOD5jImOs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sleepingwithpiercethemice.tumblr.com/post/51264607325/serotonical-how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie">sleepingwithpiercethemice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://serotonical.tumblr.com/post/37896516356/how-to-break-out-of-a-zip-tie-potentially">serotonical</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information</p> </blockquote> <p>You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51342474388http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51342474388Sat, 25 May 2013 17:18:42 -0700<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://teenagesophiebennett.tumblr.com/post/43819639365/you-know-parents-make-such-a-big-deal-about">teenagesophiebennett</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/a734149e831e55f7e86a65766d0b7db2/tumblr_inline_miornqqGI41qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51342393793http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51342393793Sat, 25 May 2013 17:17:26 -0700true<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mychemicaldeathcab/51342207351/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51342207351" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="400" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sadistic-tampon.tumblr.com/post/49211692962/themano-pika-i-jusft-hit-kmy-head-of-the">sadistic-tampon</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://themano.tumblr.com/post/49193706162/pika">themano</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pika</p> </blockquote> <p>I JUSFT HIT KMY HEAD OF THE DOOR I THOUGHT THIDS WOUDL BE A CUTE STOP MOTION ANIMATION WITH A PIKACHU AND A CAT OH MY GFOD</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51342207351http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51342207351Sat, 25 May 2013 17:14:27 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/49586b64b8bd59f14cf351b176899f50/tumblr_mn8g0k8QHE1s58j52o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://guyfarris.tumblr.com/post/51125203000/the-twilight-zone-the-masks-1964" class="tumblr_blog">guyfarris</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>THE TWILIGHT ZONE “THE MASKS” (1964)</p></blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51284977588http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51284977588Fri, 24 May 2013 23:15:21 -0700<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/zdtD19tXX30?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://timetravelresetbaby.tumblr.com/post/51200724125/taejira-omfg-you-guys-this-dude-did-a-video-of">timetravelresetbaby</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taejira.tumblr.com/post/51194337807/omfg-you-guys-this-dude-did-a-video-of-a">taejira</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>omfg you guys this dude did a video of a conversation he had with his two year old daughter but he had an adult male friend play the part of the daughter and it is</p> <p>so</p> <p>hilariously creepy</p> <p>CHILDREN ARE SO HILARIOUSLY CREEPY. omg</p> </blockquote> <p>this is amazing</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51281707803http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51281707803Fri, 24 May 2013 22:07:25 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lupkhuUe5U1qz4d4bo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lva85oiRLy1qfkc84.gif"/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mebrpxxJdN1rsfee8.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51258512138http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51258512138Fri, 24 May 2013 16:20:46 -0700<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/mychemicaldeathcab/51256613347/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51256613347" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blckppl.tumblr.com/post/24648735360/i-cant-fucking-breathe-if-you-like-laughing">blckppl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i can’t fucking breathe </p> <p>if you like laughing watch this holy fuck</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51256613347http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51256613347Fri, 24 May 2013 15:52:50 -0700<p><a href="http://may-or-may-not-contain-nuts.tumblr.com/post/51216420746/stolenpandorica-elisetheawesome" class="tumblr_blog">may-or-may-not-contain-nuts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stolenpandorica.tumblr.com/post/51033582452">stolenpandorica</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elisetheawesome.tumblr.com/post/51013577525/kyoukokiriqiri-why-do-we-call-periods-periods">elisetheawesome</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kyoukokiriqiri.tumblr.com/post/50982724489/why-do-we-call-periods-periods-when-we-can-call">kyoukokiriqiri</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever”</p> </blockquote> <p>or ”the crimson horror”</p> </blockquote> <p>are u guys okay</p> </blockquote> <p>“shark week”</p></blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51245658006http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51245658006Fri, 24 May 2013 13:16:55 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e3e94cf896a90b2f8cfbaa2998a8c041/tumblr_mn9oduazqA1qasthro1_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d84a744c1a2ed2bbb00b315928baae1/tumblr_mn9oduazqA1qasthro2_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://blog.collegehumor.com/post/51220889901/5-delicious-things-you-can-make-in-a-coffee-mug" class="tumblr_blog">collegehumor</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6891752/5-delicious-things-you-can-make-in-a-coffee-mug"><strong>5 Delicious Things You Can Make in a Coffee Mug</strong></a></p> <p>So you have to stay up all night and study. Well that sucks. But that doesn’t mean your midnight snacks have to be as boring as that term paper you’re desperately trying to edit. Coffee may be your special elixer tonight, but that mug of yours-she’s a beaut-use her for more than just your caffeine addiction. <strong>Time to bake some goodies in between snorting lines of liquid crack.</strong></p></blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51245566767http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51245566767Fri, 24 May 2013 13:15:37 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo4_r2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8po5eQbhe1qzrlhgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://seerofsarcasm.tumblr.com/post/29389143388/fuck-i-cant">seerofsarcasm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>FUCK I CAN’T</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51245418582http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51245418582Fri, 24 May 2013 13:13:27 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc3gcwi5cx1rifnrio8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51244696715http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51244696715Fri, 24 May 2013 13:03:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d961fcf3d58336c88db29312ba847302/tumblr_mn7zxuQ1nc1rhuyago1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b77c54ef7f401f4b602c78711deb9a9b/tumblr_mn7zxuQ1nc1rhuyago2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a68ad58ee400721e82d1c2506b537b8f/tumblr_mn7zxuQ1nc1rhuyago3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51244220516http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51244220516Fri, 24 May 2013 12:56:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e29de5560f4084b9da3eb867e697fc5/tumblr_mgjh9jAACS1qfu0iao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/post/51233369101/salmon-is-for-desire" class="tumblr_blog">meme4u</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://memeblock.com/"><img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/6a9d0b32d5df4d2f562117ac6f77ff62/tumblr_mn6hfmn1Xn1s54bxko1_500.jpg"/></a></p> <p>salmon is for desire</p></blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51243702413http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51243702413Fri, 24 May 2013 12:48:25 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/795415c34e4e4e6bbd4fb5ded41bd34c/tumblr_mnb5kdHbAL1r2h0ggo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dialbm.tumblr.com/post/51228047685/goodpicturesthatilike-okunoshima-aka-rabbit">dialbm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://goodpicturesthatilike.tumblr.com/post/51227163478/okunoshima-aka-rabbit-island-via">goodpicturesthatilike</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%8Ckunoshima">Okunoshima aka “Rabbit Island”</a></p> <p>(via <a href="http://mikanjil.blog99.fc2.com/blog-entry-204.html">第191巻　大久野島よりバターラビット - みかん汁</a>)</p> </blockquote> <p>I want to be this man</p> </blockquote>http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51243645929http://mychemicaldeathcab.tumblr.com/post/51243645929Fri, 24 May 2013 12:47:34 -0700